Mulla Nasrudin Effendi
One day, Nasrudin’s neighbor peered over the fence and saw the Mulla digging a huge hole.
“Are you gardening?” he inquired.
“No,” answered Mulla, “I’m burying the rubble from building the house. It’s taking up half the garden.”
“What about the earth you’re digging up?” asked the neighbor.
“Simple,” said Mulla, “I’ll dig another hole for that.”
